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Uncommonly stupid answers to commonly asked questions about relationships


"Marriage guide??!! This is a roadmap to divorce court!"

- Paul Stevens, Modern Marriage

"The only people more misinformed about relationships than this guy are the morins who would actually take his advice."
- Ginger Andrews, FamilyForum

'This is a great 'bathroom book'...especially if you run out of paper."
- Seymour Palooso, average citizen

"Marital advice at its worst!"
- Caty Walsh, Woman's Daily

"I'll never trust atherapist again."

- Cynthia Daniels, housewife

"As soon as I read the first draft, I knew my son's spelling had finally improved."
- Milo's mother

"After having read Professor Milo's book and having followed his advice, not only is my wife not speaking to me, she's moved out. Thanks. Thanks a lot."
- Derek Montrose, divorcee

"Luvd it. Cudint get enuff."
- Billy Bob

To order "Ask Professor Milo ", the book, send $13 to

Milo Tremley
P.O. Box 19391
Reno, NV 89511

Price includes S&H.



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